For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you talk to your reflection in the mirror, then chastize yourself--still out loud, and looking at the mirror. Crazy is when you scream at your Sasuke plushie because it 'glared' at you. Crazy is when you think sit on a person while talking about what you are going to eat for lunch. *clears neck* "pizza chicken legs ice cream banana plies of ice cream and so on"!
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
well...
Well im bored out of my mind so im going to injoy this moment to annyo you. So please read the following.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. So if your werid please copy this onto your profile/blog thingy.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Yep im bored and theres nothing i can do about it! Oh, well
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. So if your werid please copy this onto your profile/blog thingy.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.
Things to do at Walmart...
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Yep im bored and theres nothing i can do about it! Oh, well
Friday, November 9, 2007
A monkey interview
HAnon:Hello, my fellow monkeys...my name is HAnon (insert last name here)
Monkey:its a pleaser to have you here in my home...
HAnon:Where is here
Fire truck:we oh we oh we oh we oh we oh
HAnon:ah, very interesting, now our viewers would like to know are you a boy or a girl...
Mokey: well, i'm not a boy
HAnon: Ah, so your a girl
Monkey: nO ,im nether
HAnon: so what are u?
Monkey mother: Hes an alien, an alien from outer space
HAnon: okay...o.0 so thats that! AND REMEMBER I NO PEOPLE BE SAYING THAT CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD BUT THE TRUTH IS MMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS ARE THIS IS HAnon(insert last name here!) we're out !!!!! :P
Monkey:its a pleaser to have you here in my home...
HAnon:Where is here
Fire truck:we oh we oh we oh we oh we oh
HAnon:ah, very interesting, now our viewers would like to know are you a boy or a girl...
Mokey: well, i'm not a boy
HAnon: Ah, so your a girl
Monkey: nO ,im nether
HAnon: so what are u?
Monkey mother: Hes an alien, an alien from outer space
HAnon: okay...o.0 so thats that! AND REMEMBER I NO PEOPLE BE SAYING THAT CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD BUT THE TRUTH IS MMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS ARE THIS IS HAnon(insert last name here!) we're out !!!!! :P
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